6 - [Voice]

[kinslayer]

[The PCD clicks on and Itachi's voice, still feminine, speaks up.]

Wari-san I have the materials you need. When would you like them?

[Rustling of paper, and the voice turns disdainful.]

Kakashi-san, if I find your erotic literature on the table again, I will burn it. I don't even want to touch it.

Be glad I found it before Yachiru-kun did.

Comments

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

[A sigh]

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

Here I thought less deadly would get your approval.

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

[A huff]

I stopped yelling, didn't I?

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

So you did, Oliver-chan.

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

I am not a girl, and if you insist on making my name cute, at least keep it masculine, hm? I don't care if I have boobs right now.

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

I think it rather fits you, Oliver-chan.

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

Itachi-chan is so mean!

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

That seems to be the census on my personality, Oliver-chan.

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

[A pause as Oliver realized his childish ploy failed wholesale]

Keh.

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

[Itachi's lips twitch.]

Keep trying Oliver-chan. I'm sure you'll overcome my meanness one of these days.

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

[A hint of laughter]

Oh? You think so, hm?

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

They say anything is possible.

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

[This time, it's pretty certain there's a bit of chuckling]

Your person is showing, Itachi.

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. What shall I do? To be so exposed.

Publicly, no less.

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

...I should go afore you mess this up somehow.

I know you're waiting for the chance.

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

Ah. You've caught me Oliver-kun.

Here I thought I was being subtle with my axe.

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

You en't been very subtle once since I met you.

Lies don't become you.

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

I must be slipping.

Truth doesn't either. I'm afraid you're stuck with me as I am. Unsightly in either direction.

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

Dun think I ever said you was all that unsightly...

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

I may not be becoming but at least I have my looks?

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. You're a mess, but you aren't hard on the eyes.

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

Why thank you Oliver-kun. What would I do without you?

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

Torment people who aren't as easy to tease, I imagine.

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

And that would be quite intolerable, don't you agree?

[feline-sonata.livejournal.com]

For them, no doubt.