Uchiha Itachi

Personally I found the event fascinating. You were quite comfortable, Kakashi-san. I wonder what you and Anko-san will do now?

Kenpachi-san, Vincent-san, Lelouch-san, Daxter-kun.... It was interesting. I would almost say a pleasure.

Asuna-chan, [There's a pause of almost mischief in his voice. Or possibly sadism.] be a good girl now. Same to you, Kamui-san. And Cassidy-chan.

Alphonse-kun, you do have a tendency to mother people, don't you?

And speaking of families, Kakashi-san, do keep better track of your team. I dislike having to deal with my brother when he isn't even worth my time.

Each time I incapacitate him becomes more tedious than the last. And I would rather not have to remodel this place. Again.

( [Private to Madara] )

Kenpachi-san, I may come visit soon.

I hope this is ample warning for you to flee from my presence with Obito, Kakash-san. If you need any extra time to prepare your retreat do let me know.

Unohana-san, I will stop by tomorrow.

All this buzz makes me miss our quiet evenings together, Kakashi-san. How is cousin Obito? I still need to greet him. How negligent of me.

Yes there are monsters out. No, I would not recommend people go out alone. Especially those affected by this event. But if you feel so inclined, try to get eaten quietly and without mess.

I hear we have a new arrival from our world? It's starting to get so homey here.

[Added about half an hour later]

... Why is there a half mangled bunny and an old sock on the doorstep?

((OOC: Lulu, hope you don't mind Itachi finding the first of Cador's "gifts"))