Uchiha Itachi ([personal profile] kinslayer) wrote2008-08-24 01:07 am

5 - [Voice Post]

[Itachi's voice is low and calm, with a slight edge--but it's not masculine. It's husky for a girl's voice, but more definitely a girl's. The inflections are all Itachi, however.]

The immediate question is this: First, how do you measure your cup size?

Second, where do I find  a bra?

Tayru-san? Or anyone, really? These questions are weighty, pressing, and I dare say most uncomfortable.

((OOC EDIT: Itachi, for anyone who sees him this week, is about two inches shorter and a lot more slender. He has definite feminine curves, but both his hips and chest aren't really filled out--he has more of an athlete's body, slim and graceful and lithe. His shirts are a little overly large and tend to slip a bit off the shoulder, and his cloak is way too big. Likewise his pants are gathered at his waist and tied to keep from falling off.

His face is the biggest noticeable change--the dark lines have softened to smudges under his eyes, and his facial structure is softer and a lot more gentle, his lips are fuller, poutier, and his eyelashes are just as completely ridiculously long. He still looks every bit cold, aloof and standoffish.))

[identity profile] girls-and-toys.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
A standard measuring tape would work.

As for bras, you might want to ask Mao-san, she has the coordinates to locations that would hold undergarments~

[identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but I'm not sure what measurements mean what, unfortunately. It wasn't something I thought would come up.

[identity profile] girls-and-toys.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
You measure around your chest and back until one part of the tape meets the other.

[identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
I am more than aware of the theory. I simply wondered if it were more complicated than that? Keep in mind this is not, as it were, something I've learned along the way.

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[identity profile] stalwart-flame.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
...

You should ask Miss Mao...

[identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you... Skyler-chan for now, I suppose.

[identity profile] stalwart-flame.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Wish I could help you more.

[identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, it will pass Skyler-chan. How are you coping?

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[identity profile] kinofpsychowolf.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
I might be able to help if you come over...

[identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Tayru-san? I think I shall accept that offer.

[identity profile] kinofpsychowolf.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
You'll find the house at [x/y]

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[identity profile] i-do-voodoo.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
....oh my, Itachi. :D

[identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
Tia-san?

I cannot say this isn't unique.

[identity profile] meteo-sniper.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
My questions exactly.

[identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Mao-san has answered the second. And apparently the first is not so hard at all. Which is some relief.
Edited 2008-08-24 09:21 (UTC)

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[identity profile] alle-halle.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
For the first question - I believe Ginia explained it to Lockon in her journal. Second - here [x,y] is a shopping center. Suit yourself.

[identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, Allelujah-san. I will see if I can locate that.

I believe I will. Even if it is just for a week I would rather not be under-equipped.

[identity profile] alle-halle.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome.

Same here. I'd prefer to have something to wear.

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[identity profile] heavenly-earth.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Good to know I'm not the only one in the household. You should wear that apron you found if you're looking for something your size.

[identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Kenpachi-san as well, I believe.

No I think I am generous enough to leave that to you still, Neji-chan.

[identity profile] heavenly-earth.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm not looking forward to seeing that, really.

Why thank you, Itachi-san, but unfortunately, I do not seem to have a need for it.

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[identity profile] buster-gunner.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You look kinda cute, Itachi~

[identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you Dearka. You aren't affected?

[identity profile] buster-gunner.livejournal.com 2008-08-24 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome.
No, I'm not~
I guess... I can enjoy it, fully.

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