6 - [Voice]
[The PCD clicks on and Itachi's voice, still feminine, speaks up.]
Wari-san I have the materials you need. When would you like them?
[Rustling of paper, and the voice turns disdainful.]
Kakashi-san, if I find your erotic literature on the table again, I will burn it. I don't even want to touch it.
Be glad I found it before Yachiru-kun did.
Wari-san I have the materials you need. When would you like them?
[Rustling of paper, and the voice turns disdainful.]
Kakashi-san, if I find your erotic literature on the table again, I will burn it. I don't even want to touch it.
Be glad I found it before Yachiru-kun did.
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Best to wait until you turn back to normal so they'll be able to make it to your height, strength and balance.
My apologies if I'm telling you something you already know.
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Thank you for the concern, Alphonse-kun, but I can give them a... very good idea of what I will need.
[The video is turned off and when he speaks again it's in the female voice.]
Apologies? How formal.
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Oh, not fair. You've already changed back?!
Y-
... oh, great. You know the same jutsu as Naruto? Why aren't you using it more often?
[Private to Al // Unhackable]
Not the same, there are many transformation and illusion techniques, but similar I suppose.
[Itachi brings two fingers in front of his face, switching from female to male, and then turning into an old man, and then turning into Alphonse's male form, before returning to his female look. Each illusion is flawlessly accurate.]
I don't care that much about my looks or form, Alphonse-kun. They mean little to me--appearance is too easily altered or imitated for it to hold much relevance.
[Private to Itachi // Unhackable]
... I suppose it is not the same, but I hope you're careful with that ability. It's too easily misused...
[Private to Al // Unhackable]
Misuse this? I wouldn't dream of it Alphonse-kun! My youthful spirit longs only to bring happiness to the world with all the power I possess!
[The voice switches to Oliver without a hitch.]
I-it en't like I haven't thought on it before, right? It's just, well... I dun want to go and upset people...
Er.
Still it en't like anyone'd notice if I used it now and then.
[Another abrupt switch and Itachi's expression still hasn't changed. He goes through Lelouch and Mao's voice and speech patterns before returning to his own.]
I think I know the applications of my own abilities, Alphonse-kun.
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Evil is always fun! <333
Ita likes to show off. Remember when he showed off just for Kakashi?]]
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Oh how could ever I forget? Will Kakashi get his own private session with Itachi again, in person and not over these fancy walkie-talkies?]]
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....... stop it.
[Private to Al // Unhackable]
You okay?
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[The feed times out for a while, almost a half-hour before Al comes back, flicking it back on. His eyes are blazing, but the fire is controlled now.]
There is a creature in my world. His name is Envy. He has the power to change his appearance and voice. He used this ability to murder a man that was like a father to me.
Envy also used this ability to kill my brother.
Don't use it to fuck around with me.
[Private to Al // Unhackable]
You are easier to like when you are like this, Alphonse-kun.
Henge no jutsu is a fairly common skill among shinobi. I just happen to be exceptional at it.
... Envy.
[He turns his head slowly to really look at Al, eyes hooded and distant, hard to read.]
That's a good look in your eyes. I wonder why you let me push you instead of just confronting me like this to begin with? I have no respect for your weakness Alphonse-kun, but I will listen when you are being strong.
[Private to Itachi // Unhackable]
As if I care right now whether you like me.
Don't go all life-lessons on me. I know very well that I'm too soft-hearted for my own good, I don't need you to mess with my head to know that.
But fine. I'll keep that in mind for the next time you try to screw around. I'm fine with games, Itachi, but I do not appreciate you jerking me around.
[Private to Al // Unhackable]
You really should not hold back what you want to say, at least not to me, Alphonse-kun. If for no other reason than I am unlikely to take you seriously otherwise.
Obviously you know it, if you've chosen not to change it why should I interfere? It is what you have decided on.
Games? Do not mistake me for your friends the Joker or Miho-san. I do not like to play. But you only stop holding back after the games begin around you. I can play if I need to, and well.
Frankly I'd rather forgo the entire opening act and skip straight to having you stop hiding when you deal with me. In turn I won't play these ridiculous ploys.
[Private to Itachi // Unhackable]
For the most part, I go with what I naturally feel. It's only when I'm angry or feeling stressed that I hold back.
You, of all people, have gotten me to show parts of myself that I never thought I had, and that more importantly, I'm not sure I honestly like. I don't mean to keep the fact that I've got a spine under wraps, but people act like they're surprised when they see it.
I'm going to be me whether you like it or not, Itachi.
But I will stop holding back, if it means that much to you.
[Private to Al // Unhackable]
Admirable restraint around most, I suppose. However I am not most and I do not appreciate it. I find it somewhat insulting.
Have I? Perhaps it is better you discover them now, so they won't be so much of a surprise later on. If they are new sides of yourself to you, perhaps you are holding back more than you realize.
Yes, but will you be entirely you? I think I have seen the partial front you put on for the benefit of others, and frankly I only accept that it is real half the time; that you are genuinely entirely you...
You hold back for the sake of others, so as not to shock them with the edge underneath. I have opinions on this, but as long as you do not insult my intelligence by keeping the sword behind the velvet, I really don't care how you act with others. Keep them protected in that all too gentle way of yours, if you think it serves them or you.
[Private to Itachi // Unhackable]
[Al softens up a bit, tugging his own golden ponytail over his shoulder, where it shines in the lamplight. He runs his fingers through it, almost as if he's petting a kitten, and it seems to calm him down.]
No. I knew about these sides, I simply don't have to show them because my brother's more vocal with his temper. I'm content to let him act as the violent or tempermental one of us. I hold him back when he flies off the handle. When it comes time for gentleness and someone needs protection or talking to, or we interact with strangers, he lets me do the talking and listening for him.
We both play up our natural qualities to do what we're best at. That's why we function well as a team.
We're something like two halves of the same whole, but we will compensate for each other if we're seperated.
He knows about it, but I rarely have to bring it out in front of him. Usually it's only when someone hurts him, or he doesn't immediately jump to my defense before I have a chance to do it myself.
[Al's eyes open, like he's realizing this for himself, as he explains it.]
I don't hold back so I don't shock people. I hold back because it's habit.
[Private to Al // Unhackable]
I was raised to be polite and soft-spoke, Alphonse-kun. I find you being nice to me insulting, when I know there is more there. I could not care less how you interact with others.
I understand the dynamics of a partnership. I have a partner back in my world who customarily handled the social interactions we encountered--I had grown used to letting him be the speaker. As he is much more eye-catching and willing to be social than I, I was content to remain background to him. I would be content to return to that if he ever appeared--but just as you and your brother are, I am more than capable of independence without him.
And we are certainly not two halves. Not any more than Sasuke and I are. Such a deep connection to another person seems a weakness, waiting to be exploited.
It only took a handful of words to cause both you and Edward-kun pain, Alphonse-kun. How much more vivid the agony if someone who truly means you harm tries it, or something more physical?
If it is a habit than keep it if you must, but I will not promise to be nice back.
[Private to Itachi // Unhackable]
I can be polite and soft-spoken and still show you my harder side when the situation calls for it.
[Al's eyes calmly turn away for a moment, listening, then thinking over the words. There's still the feel of a storm cloud, just after a lightning strike, emotions roiling just beneath the surface.]
We know very well of our weakness, Itachi. But the strength of that connection, the benefits, far outshine any drawbacks. You simply managed to hit a very raw nerve. If you cannot behave yourself, I'd appreci-
Do not speak with him.
I'm not asking you to be nice to me. You can just be yourself. But that doesn't mean I'll respond well to intentional cruelty.
[Private to Al // Unhackable]
Yes, you can. As you have demonstrated.
[Itachi remains still and watchful; at the moment his emotions are so far beyond unreadable he might as well be a robot.]
Much better.
I do not think I will refrain from conversing with him just for you, Alphonse-kun, but I will not actively provoking him. I have no reason to. I learned what I wanted. If my methods were cruel, than so be it.
[Private to Itachi // Unhackable]
I know you're capable of being kind, yourself. You were naturally kind once. I wish I could see the way you were with Sasuke back then.
I'd love to meet the big brother he loved so much. I've seen glimpses of him, but he always disappears when you realize you're slipping.
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