6 - [Voice]

[kinslayer]

[The PCD clicks on and Itachi's voice, still feminine, speaks up.]

Wari-san I have the materials you need. When would you like them?

[Rustling of paper, and the voice turns disdainful.]

Kakashi-san, if I find your erotic literature on the table again, I will burn it. I don't even want to touch it.

Be glad I found it before Yachiru-kun did.

Comments

WHO COULD??

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

You don't like spectators? Or do you just consider them bystanders?

No, I suppose blatantly lying like that is something you would never do.

Then I'll get my hopes up for next time.

I can make an exception in this case.

More importantly, who could resist the Itachi?

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: are they masochistic or sadistic for the way they provoke each other...I do not yet know]]

Bystanders. Spectators and voyeurs are fine, but bystanders inevitably make a mess of things.

Not to you, at least.

[chuckles, but it comes off a little more like a giggle]

Well, whenever you want the details, just let me know. You know where to find me.

Together they are entirely irresitable!

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: I don't even know, but they need to make out try to kill each other already.]]

They do, but that's usually a concern for people like you.

I'm flattered.

Cute laugh, Kakashi-san.

I'll keep that in mind. I wonder how detailed you'd get, just for me?

Darn. Now you've cued up the song Simply Irresistable...

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: They really, really do. Too much sexual tension already and no outlet!]]

Hm...Yeah. I'm lazy and it'd be too much trouble to clean up the mess.

As you should be.

Why, thank you. [a short giggle, on purpose this time]

Just for you? Explicit.

Fufufu, part of my NEFARIOUS PLAN ALL ALONG.

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: It's just not healthy for them to have all this pent up frustration anger and no way to express it.]]

That's the problem with you, always worrying about messes when you could lest someone else deal with it.

Who wouldn't be? I think my heart skipped a beat in excitement.

How adorable~

Oh Kakashi-san, don't tempt me to come find out in person. What about the children?

ONOES I fell right into your clutches!

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: It probably cannot be very healthy for the rest of the household either! Something must be done! Lock them in a closet]]

Mm...Maybe I'll get over it. Get your little apron ready, Itachi-chan. I don't think Neji will be happy to know you told me I could make a mess and not worry about clean-up duties.

If only I could make it skip a few more. And never start up again.

You only wish you were so cute.

What about them? We'll be nice and quiet...They won't hear a thing...

[[OOC: Poor Neji will have the duty of being parental-unit in this house, methinks...]]

Mwahahahah! You will never escape!

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: I highly doubt Kenpachi or Yachiru care, and Neji and Lee can cope. That'd have to be one heavy duty closet.]]

I think Neji-chan would be upset if I used her little apron. What else would she wear to protect her pretty clothing while she cleaned?

And here I thought I wasn't your type--So you do like them younger.

I'll leave the cute to you, Kakashi-san.

I suppose that means we're leaving the electricity out of it? Because quiet is more my forte Kakashi-san; as I recall you make a lot of noise.

[[OOC: Yes, yes he will. He'll probably have a heart attack before he's nineteen.]]

...Somehow, I'm okay with that. XD

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: Hopefully they can, if we ever have a log. Maybe more like a vault?]]

Oh? But she was so eager to let me wear it the other day, I was sure she'd love to loan it to you for a time. Though I would hate for her to get a stain.

Apparently I can make an exception for a good cause.

You do that.

Mm...You have pretty kinky ideas in mind if you want that kind of reaction, and normally I'd be all for it...but, I intend something more thorough this time.

<33 Goood

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: >.> Yes, log is needed. I'm so up for that.]]

Knowing what I'd be cleaning up I think she might object. I think I'll leave it to her to clean--then she can decide whether to wear it or not.

I wouldn't want you to feel like you were lowering your standards.

Oh really? Are you going to give any hints, or just tease?

<333

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: We'll have to work on getting a log. lol]]

Hm...We should just get her a maid outfit, since that seems to be Neji's unofficial calling.

How considerate.

I prefer to tease. Keeps the interest up.

*luffs*

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: We really do!]]

I am sure she would adore it. I think I'll leave that little endeavor in your capable hands. I shouldn't get all the glory after all.

I do try, when it's you.

All tease and no delivery leaves everyone disappointed in the end, Kakashi-san.

*muchas less than threes*

[turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com]

Oh, if you insist...

I'm flattered, really.

Then why don't you come over here so I can deliver on those taunts, Ita-chan.

[kin-slayer.livejournal.com]

Mm. I do.

Yes, that is the correct response.

Is that an invitation? I would be delighted to accept, Kakashi-san.