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6 - [Voice]
[The PCD clicks on and Itachi's voice, still feminine, speaks up.]
Wari-san I have the materials you need. When would you like them?
[Rustling of paper, and the voice turns disdainful.]
Kakashi-san, if I find your erotic literature on the table again, I will burn it. I don't even want to touch it.
Be glad I found it before Yachiru-kun did.
Wari-san I have the materials you need. When would you like them?
[Rustling of paper, and the voice turns disdainful.]
Kakashi-san, if I find your erotic literature on the table again, I will burn it. I don't even want to touch it.
Be glad I found it before Yachiru-kun did.
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Of course, why should I care where you leave your reading material? Except that on the table is about the least hygienic place I can think to leave it.
Not to mention anyone could read it if you just leave it out.
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There are worst places to leave a book and it's not like it's dirty.
Besides, you can clean the table if it bothers you so much. I doubt a pyre is required to sanitize it.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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So you say. I don't know where it has been, nor do I wish to.
Some things can only be cleansed with fire.
Bad? Only if you actually enjoy intellectual materials. If all you want is mindless gratification or course it's quite fine.
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Really? The places that book has been...the stories it could tell. But I assure you, I clean it after every adventure.
Maybe so, but book-burning? A new low even for you.
Our housemates might enjoy a little mindless gratification and escapism in their literature after all that happens here. They're welcome to it, should they want it.
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That isn't very reassuring.
Really? Books rank that highly with you, above everything else? I'll keep that in mind.
It's still your possession. Keep better track of it. If you want to whore it out to our housemates, do it in private.
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[chuckles] Oh?
Could be. Or could be not that simple.
Thanks. I intend to keep it on my person.
As I use my friend's comp. ADDICTED TO U BB
Mhmm. No one bit, in fact.
I'd be disappointed if you were simple Kakashi-san.
... More than I needed to know.
XDD Cannot resist the Kakashi?
Well...I can't say I'm sorry.
And as I said, I so hate to disappoint.
Really? I thought you'd prefer information to ignorance.
WHO COULD??
No, I suppose blatantly lying like that is something you would never do.
Then I'll get my hopes up for next time.
I can make an exception in this case.
More importantly, who could resist the Itachi?
Bystanders. Spectators and voyeurs are fine, but bystanders inevitably make a mess of things.
Not to you, at least.
[chuckles, but it comes off a little more like a giggle]
Well, whenever you want the details, just let me know. You know where to find me.
Together they are entirely irresitable!
make outtry to kill each other already.]]They do, but that's usually a concern for people like you.
I'm flattered.
Cute laugh, Kakashi-san.
I'll keep that in mind. I wonder how detailed you'd get, just for me?
Darn. Now you've cued up the song Simply Irresistable...
sexualtension already and no outlet!]]Hm...Yeah. I'm lazy and it'd be too much trouble to clean up the mess.
As you should be.
Why, thank you. [a short giggle, on purpose this time]
Just for you? Explicit.
Fufufu, part of my NEFARIOUS PLAN ALL ALONG.
frustrationanger and no way to express it.]]That's the problem with you, always worrying about messes when you could lest someone else deal with it.
Who wouldn't be? I think my heart skipped a beat in excitement.
How adorable~
Oh Kakashi-san, don't tempt me to come find out in person. What about the children?
ONOES I fell right into your clutches!
Lock them in a closet]]Mm...Maybe I'll get over it. Get your little apron ready, Itachi-chan. I don't think Neji will be happy to know you told me I could make a mess and not worry about clean-up duties.
If only I could make it skip a few more. And never start up again.
You only wish you were so cute.
What about them? We'll be nice and quiet...They won't hear a thing...
[[OOC: Poor Neji will have the duty of being parental-unit in this house, methinks...]]
Mwahahahah! You will never escape!
That'd have to be one heavy duty closet.]]I think Neji-chan would be upset if I used her little apron. What else would she wear to protect her pretty clothing while she cleaned?
And here I thought I wasn't your type--So you do like them younger.
I'll leave the cute to you, Kakashi-san.
I suppose that means we're leaving the electricity out of it? Because quiet is more my forte Kakashi-san; as I recall you make a lot of noise.
[[OOC: Yes, yes he will. He'll probably have a heart attack before he's nineteen.]]
...Somehow, I'm okay with that. XD
Maybe more like a vault?]]Oh? But she was so eager to let me wear it the other day, I was sure she'd love to loan it to you for a time. Though I would hate for her to get a stain.
Apparently I can make an exception for a good cause.
You do that.
Mm...You have pretty kinky ideas in mind if you want that kind of reaction, and normally I'd be all for it...but, I intend something more thorough this time.
<33 Goood
I'm so up for that.]]Knowing what I'd be cleaning up I think she might object. I think I'll leave it to her to clean--then she can decide whether to wear it or not.
I wouldn't want you to feel like you were lowering your standards.
Oh really? Are you going to give any hints, or just tease?
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lol]]Hm...We should just get her a maid outfit, since that seems to be Neji's unofficial calling.
How considerate.
I prefer to tease. Keeps the interest up.
*luffs*
I am sure she would adore it. I think I'll leave that little endeavor in your capable hands. I shouldn't get all the glory after all.
I do try, when it's you.
All tease and no delivery leaves everyone disappointed in the end, Kakashi-san.
*muchas less than threes*
I'm flattered, really.
Then why don't you come over here so I can deliver on those taunts, Ita-chan.
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Yes, that is the correct response.
Is that an invitation? I would be delighted to accept, Kakashi-san.