Uchiha Itachi ([personal profile] kinslayer) wrote2009-04-24 12:17 pm

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I see Sasuke has returned. Try to keep him on a short leash, Kakashi-san, if you would. I have no interest in babysitting, and I have no time to teach him lessons.

Kenpachi-san, I've left something with Unohana-san for you.

[Private to Konan | Unhackable]

Thank you for your assistance the other day.

...sometime later

[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2009-04-25 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Forget it. A muzzle and a leash may be in order.

[Text] Itachi wants to ask him out for a drink or ten.

[identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com 2009-04-25 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
You don't say?

Lol. If only they could bond over their...frustrations with Al and Sasuke and their hate for Madara

[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2009-04-25 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, but I do. If I had any of that duct-tape left over, I'd tape Sasuke to a chair this time.

You Uchiha are always such trouble for me.

[Text] Seriously, they'd be buddies in a night.

[identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com 2009-04-25 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Please refrain from giving me the details of your ideas.

We seem to excel at trouble, Kakashi-san, if not much else.

Besties!

[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2009-04-25 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, but I thought you'd enjoy a play-by-play. I'd think you'd get as much pleasure out of seeing your brother tied up and gagged as I would.

I know that all too well.

[Text] Obito would get so jealous!

[identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com 2009-04-25 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
If I were inclined I could do it on my own, without relying on you, Kakashi-san. And likely more thoroughly. [Teasing or being an ass? You decide.]

And yet you seem fond of us, for the most part.

pfff. Obito's cheating on Kashi with a Chibi-Kakashi. XD Kakashi can cheat with another Uchiha! <3

[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2009-04-25 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, could you? If you ever feel so inclined to try, make sure you tape it. I'd like a copy.

Some of you. Others, I could pretty much do without.

[Text] Poor Kakashi, cheated on~

[identity profile] kin-slayer.livejournal.com 2009-04-25 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'd keep it to myself, I think.

Fifty-fifty, would you say?

I know. Woe! Apparently sleeping together was just not enough! XD

[identity profile] turn-a-blindeye.livejournal.com 2009-04-25 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Stingy.

Just about, yeah.